Some lame gifs I made for Welcome to Night Vale. Sort of a part 2 to go along with these.
im fuckin dying
"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"
I am fucking screaming
How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis
started dying after fish lmfao
My counselor suggested that I imagine my anxiety as a monster, and to imagine myself chasing it around, kicking it, stomping on it, etc. whenever I’m defying it. It’s been very helpful.
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT
AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT
WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
If I spray it all over my body can I jump off a building like Sherlock? This is on my list
Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
THIS IS AMAZING
Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”